1. "What a fucking nerd"
    — Me talking about someone I love (via corveau)

    (Source: cowprince, via prinofpolfanfictions)


  2. allwaswell-759:

    So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.

    (via prinofpolfanfictions)



  4. visiblecc1:


    if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

    The elemelons

    (via prinofpolfanfictions)

  5. craighead:



    this is amazing. 

    #potterhead forever.

    This is tripping me out..

    The longer you stare the weirder it gets lol

    (via prinofpolfanfictions)

  6. (Source: hairymannude, via teensgaylife)


  7. urtube:

    How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

    (via smilingmindlessly)


  8. deodrant:

    i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

    (Source: rnerrychristmas, via smilingmindlessly)

  10. (Source: reactor22, via the-gay-way)

  11. boyskisslove:

    We’ve been together a little over 6 months now and I am so in love. This man is the air that makes me breath, without him I don’t know where I would be. I love Kyle (left) more than any number of words can describe.



    (Source: fuckyeahgaycouples, via hopelesshomosexualromantic)

  13. lollittaaa:

    I long for your lips on mine,
    Our hands to intertwine.
    I long for our bodies pressed together,
    You and me baby, forever.

    (via sequatur-cor)


  14. Men.

    When someone lies to you but they think you believe them. Prick.

  15. der-prinz-aus-stahl:


    That’s the opposite of a problem

    I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?

    "Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"

    "Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"

    This will be the next bed I buy

    (Source: anditlingers, via troyesivan)